Rachel: Don't eat me!
Jacob: But I'm hungry.
Rachel: But I'm not yummy!
Jacob: Yes you are. You are a little girl so you are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. That means you are yummy.
Rachel: Eat Kent instead!
Jacob: Kent isn't yummy. He's a little boy so he is made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails.
Rachel: I don't want to be yummy. I want to be made of yucky things like boys.

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